Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

You can't live your life for other people. You've got to do what's right for you, even if it hurts some people you love.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

To the pilot of a deep sea submersible, upon finding out what would happen if the craft sprung a leak while submerged. I'll trust you to make sure that doesn't happen.

I call animals "guardians of Being," especially animals that live with humans. Because, for many humans, it's through their contact with animals they get in touch with that level of being.

If u don't like warriors then i don't like u so go away u stalkers... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

One foole makes a hundred.

All of life is iterative. It goes back to the point I made earlier, which is you can't a priori know enough to even ask the right questions.

As believers in Jesus Christ, our work is to believe while God works on our behalf.

Two negatives don't make a positive, any more than two half-wits make a wit.

I am one of those people who quite enjoys responsibility.