Not everyone will like what you write but there's a certain group who'll love what you write. Keep WRITING for them.

Stealing is wrong Billy

Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting.

We cannot compare our position to the people in this world

Your dreams are your solid rock

Let's burn our past down and make something better from its ashes.

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.

Kenji Mizoguchi is to the cinema what Bach is to music, Cervantes is to literature, Shakespeare is to theatre, Titian is to painting: the very greatest.

Things come apart so easily when they have been held together with lies.

These gems have life in them: their colors speak, say what words fail of.

The bottom line on attitude is that a good one helps to increase your possibilities. Pessimists usually get what they expect. So do optimists.

There's one theory that the funnier a comic is in his act, the more mind-numbingly boring he'll be when he's not holding a microphone.

There are few things as nauseating as pure obedience.