Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting.

In life there are heads and there are tails however when one starts to excrete thoughts out of the latter and proceed to relieve yourself out of the former than you've become too full of yourself.

Let's read as if books were to disappear tomorrow!

There is no point to samba if it doesn't make you smile.

All military and most commercial aircraft use our designs that process power from jet engines.

Being constantly surprised about what nature can create, that inspires me beyond belief.

Try being my size and going into a public restroom.

One cannot be deeply responsive to the world without being saddened very often.

What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.

Without being peace, we cannot do anything for peace. If we cannot smile, we cannot help other people to smile. If we are not peaceful, then we cannot contribute to the peace movement.