Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.

In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.

Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.

The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.

I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.

Love is impossible without bite marks.

Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.

To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.

Money buys everything, even true love.

I only believe in those who can still blush.

Man finds happiness only in the superfluous. Under communism, he has only the essentials. How abominable and ridiculous!

It is not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, that the lover of knowledge is reluctant to step into its waters.

If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that's good for me; I'm good.

The reason I do interviews is because I'm protecting my songs.

It's Latin, which is an excellent language for mischief-making, which is why governments are so fond of it.

It is a pleasure to a real lover of Nature to give winter all the glory he can, for summer will make its own way, and speak its own praises.

Some of the worst wrongs, were caused by people who tried to change things.

Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.

We have the responsibility to ensure that our first impulse in foreign affairs is one of bipartisanship.

Mr. Blair, I look upon secession as anarchy. If I owned the four millions of slaves in the South, I would sacrifice them all to the Union; but how can I draw my sword upon Virginia, my native State?

No. I don't have the patience, and I'm not very tactful. People say I can be frightening.