Love is impossible without bite marks.

In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.

Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.

The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.

I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.

Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.

To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.

Money buys everything, even true love.

Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.

I only believe in those who can still blush.

Man finds happiness only in the superfluous. Under communism, he has only the essentials. How abominable and ridiculous!

I embrace every day as an opportunity to live fully and with total heart!

The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.

What we lose in our great human exodus from the land is a rooted sense, as deep and intangible as religious faith, of why we need to hold on to the wild and beautiful places that once surrounded us.

Cherish the good, learn from the bad

How irritating it must be for people, to be bombarded with me!

You must strike in measure, when there are many to strike on one Anvile.

The simplest way to achieve simplicity is through thoughtful reduction.

When businesspeople take credit for creating jobs, it's a little like squirrels taking credit for creating evolution. In fact, it's the other way around.

Creativity is a yearning for immortality

I watched Italia '90 with my Mum and Dad and my brother, you know, leaping around the house when the penalties were on... It would be great to be part of that, to have that kind of impact.