Man finds happiness only in the superfluous. Under communism, he has only the essentials. How abominable and ridiculous!

In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.

Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.

The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.

I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.

Love is impossible without bite marks.

Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.

To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.

Money buys everything, even true love.

Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.

I only believe in those who can still blush.

Whatever it is that isn't uplifting or educating your mind, surely doesn't deserve a moment of shelter in it.

Success has ruined many a man.

I always like to see if the art across the street is better than mine.

Americans need rest, but do not know it. I believe this to be a large part of the explanation of the crime wave in the United States.

It's been amazing, the number of commercials that I've done, starting back in 1968. It must be 8,000.

I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her.

We cannot risk living all our lives under emergency measures.

Life would be so much harder if I had to lie about who I was.

I'm too high, but I ain't left the ground.

We cannot tire or give up. We owe it to the present and future generations of all species to rise up and walk!