Money buys everything, even true love.

In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.

Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.

The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.

I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.

Love is impossible without bite marks.

Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.

To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.

Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.

I only believe in those who can still blush.

Man finds happiness only in the superfluous. Under communism, he has only the essentials. How abominable and ridiculous!

The moment you start arguing with an ignorant fool, you have already lost.

You will not lift the veil of my body until you lift the veil over my face.

Laughter can be more satisfying than honor more precious than money more heart-cleansing than prayer.

It took capitalism half a century to come back from the Great Depression.

I'm very happy to say that my home life is my haven.

Manchester has it's own pride and London has it's sort of pride and sometimes we can be a bit mean to each other, but I think if we dig the music we can get on really well.

What can you do by killing? Nothing. You kill one dog, the master buys another-that's all there is to it.

At the heart of every legend there is a grain of truth.

Who ever told you there is no such thing in the world as real, true, everlasting love? May the liar have his despicable tongue cut out!

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