Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

To know oneself and one’s end or goal in life is true wisdom—knowledge of the heart more than the head.

Don't let reality, get in way of your dreams.

Lovers will always tell lies. You should know that, Rinaldi, anything to protect their beloved one.

I always like to arrive at the airport early to enjoy breakfast and lounge about so that when I get on the plane all my travel fever has disappeared.

After people have gone, you forget their faults, and you recall the ideal more than the person.

The way I played the game, the way I live my life, is very emotional.

Music doesn't tell you where to go. It says, go find your own place. That's what it told me.

Poetry became my doctor, my lover.

I think coming to work and being absurd and neurotic and thoughtful at the same time is far more interesting.

My parents were absolutely delighted that I knew what I wanted to do.