Megan Boyle Quotes

i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

Being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses.

Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

I could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages.

If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember.

Something was comforting about strangers—it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass.

I can't believe food costs money.

i want to go to the gymand pretend the weight machines are drumsand play the longest drum solo on them

i had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry

shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good

i wish cats could float around your head

my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it

i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages