No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.

When emotion supersedes reason ... gullibility must follow.

Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything - including their own sins.

there is nothing like a garden to rest the soul.

The only way to do it is to do it: by writing, writing, writing.

I knew the answer, and--of course--so did Ramses. He has superb breath control and always gets in ahead of me.

Noble causes have a deplorable effect on the morals of the persons who espouse them.

A man asking for help ought to at least give directions.

Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.

Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.

Most men are reasonably useful in a crisis. The difficulty lies in convincing them that the situation has reached a critical point

The mind can be hunted, but hunting needs the mind.

First of all, it would be great for world football to have a competitive Chinese team as China traditionally has deep relation to sports in general.

I wasn't going to be a college kid. The only subject I was interested in was English. I think I had a subconscious interest in analyzing story.

The wooden wall alone should remain unconquered.

Myrnin: "I shall name him Bob, Bob the spider" Claire: "You're insane." Myrnin: "Why Claire, I thought that was part of my charm." (something like that)

I only eat one meal a day. Lunch, not dinner.

My mum is about five foot with her hair done. Without it she's about four foot 10.

You hated him in the movies! Now you're ambivalent.

He who cures a disease may be the skillfullest, but he that prevents it is the safest physician.

I don't deal in the world of fair. The NFL is the no fair league and I experienced that as much as anybody.