The only way to do it is to do it: by writing, writing, writing.

When emotion supersedes reason ... gullibility must follow.

No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.

Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything - including their own sins.

there is nothing like a garden to rest the soul.

I knew the answer, and--of course--so did Ramses. He has superb breath control and always gets in ahead of me.

Noble causes have a deplorable effect on the morals of the persons who espouse them.

A man asking for help ought to at least give directions.

Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.

Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.

Most men are reasonably useful in a crisis. The difficulty lies in convincing them that the situation has reached a critical point

A bitter critic is the sweetest corrector.

Rest and be thankful.

You don't even realize you're living in a before until you wake up one day and find yourself in an after.

When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him

I have never been drunk but I've often been overserved.

In the comics, Supergirl is quite, um, buxom...so I hope people won't come to the film expecting that.

I once dated someone who worked at McDonald's. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.

When you come to see a picture of mine, I want you to know that I'm not going to do anything that will make you uncomfortable. I want you to know that you won't be disappointed in me.

The math helps you have better understanding and helps you have more creative ideas, but you can't replace the creative ideas

God, of course, is the greatest philosopher of all.