You hated him in the movies! Now you're ambivalent.

Think about laughing and laugh about thinking.

Without Virtue there can be no liberty

Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers.

I'd rather work on my radio show, which no one hears but I put about eight hours of programming and writing into it for those 30 people who do tune in.

I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet.

One of the great things that you should never do that I learned from John Malkovich is to never judge your characters.

Patriotism corrupts history.

I think all good actors are personalities. If they're not, they're not stars. What makes you a star is horsepower.

I certainly know quite a few kid actors, but I'm not really friends with them. They're all very nice people, but I just don't run in the same circles.

Restrain thy mind, and let mildness ever attend thy tongue.