No religion can fully accept another religion, that’s the one belief all religions share

My limits know me well enough to stay out of my way.

The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved… But don’t worry girls, I hit him.

You could say I’m so manly I don’t even allow manly stereotypes to influence my actions

Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British

How fickle is my young male heart as it avidly jumps from love to love

Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re happy because you’re in on the secret

Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve learnt about love, so listen closely. Love is like… That’s as far as I’ve gotten I’m afraid.

By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart

Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the most soul crushing experience you will ever go through.

We are all the sum of a million moments in our lives.

My mother's death brought me to my knees. She was my hero, my role model, my very best friend. I spoke to her every single day of my life. I really tried hard when I grew up to make her proud of me.

I think we're here for each other.

As a younger person I think I thought of myself as a Tony [from The Best Man], struggling with the legacy of my famous parents.

I think everything contributes to your creativity.

In F-111, I question the collusion between the Vietnam War, income taxes, consumerism, and advertising.

I wasn't trying to do a play or do what Kevin Spacey did. I was trying to do my own thing with it.

...it was never a good idea to date a foreigner. You can never tell when they're lying.' 'hello. Dave was BRITISH.

The way you slam your body into mine reminds me I’m alive, but monsters are always hungry, darling.

I think we have always had a fascination for gangs and gangsters, and I think we always will.