No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands... that can do your brain.

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.

The thinnest thing in the world is the border between good and evil... my next The Opposite Of Magic.

Even in the hottest fire there's a bit of water. my The Opposite Of Magic.

One can fight money only with money! from my Tale Of The Rock Pieces.

Simplicity and humility are the flowers of greatness.

Live, but do not love, because love is simply a lie, only heartache waits in its wake.

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.

The final effort came when our reconnaissance team reported contact with the POWs and their guards by radio near midnight at a pre-arranged crossing site.

It is fatal to let people suppose that Christianity is only a mode of feeling; it is vitally necessary to insist that it is first and foremost a rational explanation of the universe.

Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you.

Frankly, too many women treat their husbands as accessories instead of priorities.

A traveler of taste will notice that the wise are polite all over the world, but the fool only at home.

No man can ever end with being superior who will not begin with being inferior.

All that matter is honesty, integrity, and courage to face your conviction.