No man that has ever lived has done a thing to please God--primarily. It was done to please himself, then God next.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Live to fight another day was an expression that did not take nto account the loved one who would die because you didn't continue fighting today.

Juggling being a mom and an entertainer is a challenge I face every day.

I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.

At Girl Scouts, we create leaders.

My desire to exit the game is greater than my desire to remain in it. I have searched my heart through and through and feel comfortable with this decision.

Law school has been described as a place for the accumulation of learning. First-year students bring some in; third-year students take none away. Hence it accumulates.

To me, beauty appears when one feels deeply, and art is an act of total attention.

We have awakened. We will not sleep anymore. Today, from now on, there is a new African in the world!

When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.

"If you're a Republican Party that's fairing poorly, sometimes you have to win ugly.