Alan Carr Quotes

I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.

'Civilians' is a term I love. It's what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren't on TV.

A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.

Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog', a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid's arse