No, I love watching autopsies of disgusting mutant monsters

She was no longer theirs. She was his. And he was hers. And this was their world.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Always think extra hard before crossing over to a bad side, if you were weak enough to cross over, you may not be strong enough to cross back!

To succeed in everything we do, we must have a desire to dream of things some would think are impossible.

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

All converted people should labor to adorn the doctrine they profess by humility. If they can do nothing else, they can strive to be humble.

I just love the world around me and wanted my audience to love and appreciate it too.

Gentleness succeeds better than violence.

By virtue of believing in a Supreme Being one embraces certain mysteries.

I wasn't sure I wanted to be an actor.

If you kept changing the way people saw the world, you ended up changing the way you saw yourself.

I don't think you understand what a job really is when you're a teenager.