Newport, Rhode Island, that breeding place-that stud farm, so to speak-of aristocracy; aristocracy of the American type.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

We don't heal in isolation, but in community.

Every pedagogical situation can be thought of as a kind of triangle among three parties: the student, the teacher, and the world that student and teacher investigate together.

I'm told I'm very charming when people do what I want.

All the culture war issues will be settled by the court.

Style is an attitude; a trend is just another thing to follow.

Yield, ye arms, to the toga; to civic praise, ye laurels.

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend.

It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over.

They more than do their work, they take pride in it. Like Cinna.

A hamburger is an icon of layered circles, the circle being at once the most spiritual and the most sensual of shapes.