Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

So think as if your every thought were to be etched in fire upon the sky for all and everything to see. For so, in truth, it is.

Also, they don't understand - writing is language. The use of language. The language to create image, the language to create drama. It requires a skill of learning how to use language.

I think every cute girl is told to move to L.A. someday. So I do like the drive over from my house to the studio.

UFC 151 will be remembered as the event Jon Jones and Greg Jackson murdered.

Ambition that centers on the glory of God and welfare of the church is a mighty force for good.

I love mysticism - it's such fun.

There are no problems, only solutions.

God's pleasure with me is grounded in the accomplishment of Christ, not my own accomplishment.

Jazz is something that you have to feel. It's something that you have to live.

I was very precocious. I was pleased with myself. I thought I was very good-looking and I thought I was very clever - and I was.