Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

You can be all you want to be, even if the odds are against you. For it is in the darkest hours that the smallest light shines the brightest.

The thing about shadows is that they're not all darkness. You need to have light to have shadows. So just look for it.

You can look at a monkey and see that there is more than a five percent difference in DNA.

Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure.

There never was a time in our history when ignorance of current affairs could be so dangerous.

The voice I had accepted as Divine Guidance was actually the voice of my ego leading me right into destruction.

I don't think so, and that's partly the problem of not checking cargo, and it's partly the problem of biological weapons, which nobody has figured out really what to do about yet.

We can recognize the dawn and the decline of love by the uneasiness we feel when alone together.

If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?

One defends when his strength is inadequate, he attacks when it is abundant.