My theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that is so horrible that it will send you to burn forever in that lake of fire! It's not gonna happen.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

You are a beautiful, timeless, strong, eternal, blessed soul.

In Lakefield View, everybody has a secret. Behind every smile lies a dark story. Behind every hello is a hidden goodbye.

Over my career, I think I've shown can make a big pitch.

You cannot stoke the fires of prejudice against German people and then not find that somewhere, sometime down the road it doesn't discharge.

We measure success by accumulation. The measure is false. The true measure is appreciation. He who loves most has most.

I never thought in a million years, I'd be that healthy girl who wakes up every morning to exercise.

A rose by any other name may smell as sweet, but a woman called by a devaluing name will only be weakened by the misnomer.

Vengeance is a lazy form of grief.

You know, it is very clear that the Israelis, they don't want this plan and they don't agree.

Working on the 'Ice Age' movies, I'm really proud to be in them.