My theory about comedians is that their greatest fear is other people laughing at them. So comedy is an attempt to control and manipulate the thing they find most frightening.

It is hard to keep a straight face during comedy scenes. It's considered really bad form to laugh at someone else because you can ruin their best take. But sometimes it's very hard not to.

Don't judge people by their profession, otherwise you'll end up with more enemies than friends.

What you love and what you hate reveal what you are.

Three fishers went sailing away to the west, Away to the west as the sun went down; Each thought on the woman who loved him the best, And the children stood watching them out of the town.

Money cannot buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.

I love you. I love your smile, your snarl, your grin, your face when you're sleeping.

And also I didn't want my future to be just sitting in a room and be imprisoned in my four walls and just cooking and giving birth to children. I didn't want to see my life in that way.

I was responding to one thing for the woman I knew, and there's another thing for what did she give, right. She [Nina Simone] was a great teacher.

Of course I love leather, and I love stingray. So combining the two and adding those gold elements - I always love a great gold accessory.

So don't blame me for the problems. You can't fault me for it. You can't blame me. You want to blame me but I'm just trying to express what is going on, and trying to keep America open to it.