Funny Harry Potter Quotes

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What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?

Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there. "Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.

What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?” “Oh no, Ron,” came Fred’s voice, very sarcastically. “No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up.

George,” said Fred, “I think we’ve outgrown full-time education.” “Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly.

What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows.

Because that's what Hermione does,' said Ron, shrugging. 'When in doubt, go to the library.

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.

Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?

Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.

Wow, we're identical!

I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up - it always does in the end.

You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me.

Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.

Potter, you can skin Malfoy's shrivelfig.

Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am-Luna Lovegood