My sister, I have a sister who's 12 years older, she was always the party girl, the outrageous one.

God knows, I never want to hurt someone's feelings.

The only time he cries is if he’s hungry. We all have nipples. I don’t care who I offend; my baby wants to eat. If I can’t get a cover over me quick enough, so be it.

I used to wear a lot of red lipstick, and when I got a pimple, I'd cover it up with eyeliner to turn it into a beauty mark.

I have no fears when it comes to my hair or clothes.

A wedding is such a girl thing.

My first crush was Spock. I thought it didn't get any better than Spock.

I have very little faith that I'll ever find someone. I've had some bad luck and I've made some bad choices - not in men, but in how I've chosen to deal with relationships.

I'm pretty much a loner and I've lived under the radar.

I'm flatchested, I'm short, I'm brunette, I have droopy eyes, and so people have a hard time casting me as a 'beauty.'

I don't like slugs and tentacles and calamari or anything. Actually, tentacles made me turn into a vegetarian in high school. I'm not anymore, but in high school, we were dissecting squid.

Man has to awaken to wonder - and so perhaps do peoples. Science is a way of sending him to sleep again.

If you can’t laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke.

The Middle East is literally going up in flames, as is California, and Katrina's problems haven't been solved, and Congress' response is to criticize Federal judges.

Music is such an intensely personal thing for me, and I knew if I was going to do it, it would be in my own way.

Only by counting could humans demonstrate their independence of computers.

Some people are addicts. If they don't act, they don't exist.

I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.

There Is No Failure. It's Only Un-Finished Success.

Get into "the state:" Conquer fear by stopping thinking about yourself and instead, focusing 100 percent on how you can best serve your audience.

I hear America singing, the varied carols I hear.