My first crush was Spock. I thought it didn't get any better than Spock.

God knows, I never want to hurt someone's feelings.

The only time he cries is if he’s hungry. We all have nipples. I don’t care who I offend; my baby wants to eat. If I can’t get a cover over me quick enough, so be it.

I used to wear a lot of red lipstick, and when I got a pimple, I'd cover it up with eyeliner to turn it into a beauty mark.

I have no fears when it comes to my hair or clothes.

A wedding is such a girl thing.

I have very little faith that I'll ever find someone. I've had some bad luck and I've made some bad choices - not in men, but in how I've chosen to deal with relationships.

I'm pretty much a loner and I've lived under the radar.

I'm flatchested, I'm short, I'm brunette, I have droopy eyes, and so people have a hard time casting me as a 'beauty.'

I don't like slugs and tentacles and calamari or anything. Actually, tentacles made me turn into a vegetarian in high school. I'm not anymore, but in high school, we were dissecting squid.

The whole point to life-that you have to experience yourself, but then when you do you realize that you've learned so much from the bad things that sometimes they're better than the good things.

The best historical stories capture the modern imagination because they are, in many senses, still current - part of a continuum.

The facts are always less than what really happened.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats will distract the female but not the male.

God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks to us in our conscience, but shouts in our pains.

I'm afraid of habit patterns...It would be too much of a routine if you had to establish definite ways of getting through things. You'd get very bored.

One can make a day of any size

Surgeon general's job is to protect, promote and advance the health, safety and security of the nation.

The expense is damnable, the position is ridiculous, and the pleasure fleeting.

We let a river shower its banks with a spirit that invades the people living there, and we protect that river, knowing that without its blessings the people have no source of soul.