My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

I was transformed the dayMy ego shattered, And all the superficial, materialThings that matteredTo me before, Suddenly ceasedTo matter.

Meddling is the evil, not indifference.

Don't let your life be steered by your reluctance to do a little extra thinking.

It's as if there is infinity between our lips and we will never actually touch. Like math, where dividing by half can last for eternity.

I have found that great ideas come when you have a great desire to have them.

I attribute much of my success in New York to my ability to understand and avoid unnecessary distractions.

Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.

Well-meant ignorance is a grievous calamity in high places.

Any creator owes a debt to past creation.

Character Education helps to create an environment for caring and learning in schools.