My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

To live a life in perfect harmony, create true peace in your heart.

Good advice is not often served in our favorite flavor.

Of course, the accumulation of wealth cannot be justified as the chief end of existence.

Logic doesn't stop you feeling. You can behave logically and it can hurt like hell. Or it can comfort you. Or release you. Or all at the same time

Crackers!” said Dumbledore enthusiastically, offering the end of a large silver noisemaker to Snape, who took it reluctantly.

That's my sweetheart in there. I'm not living her. This is my home now. Your mother is my home.

Forgiveness does not require us to close our eyes but rather to truly open them.

There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.

In the end anti-black, anti-female, and all forms of discrimination are equivalent to the same thing: anti-humanism.

Who are we? We're not perfect but we're not worthless. Scripture tells us that we're beautifully made, but broken.