My people would love it if I smiled more, if I was more 'approachable.'

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going to a show where there is any possibility of audience participation is a nightmare for me.

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so it becomes a challenge to break free from that in a way.

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

I've had experiences in my life where I've met certain people that have opened up something in me and given me hope and a new outlook on life.

My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.

I am usually more impressed with people who are artful in shuffling a deck, than those who can masterfully play chess.

The world is full of opinions. But I am not searching for opinions, I'm searching for truths.

He shall never know how I love him

Our sorrows provide us with the lessons we most need to learn.

To attain happiness in another world we need only to believe something while to secure it in this world we must do something.

If we build more windows and fewer walls, we will have more friends.

People underestimate me, and that's fine. I prefer to go into negotiations being underestimated.

To solve any problem, here are three questions to ask yourself: First, what could I do? Second, what could I read? And third, who could I ask?

If we had the government we deserved we would have the most righteous government, because we deserve the best - everybody does.

I lived my twenties in a very public manner and if anyone's twenties are documented it's not always going to be pretty.