My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it's delicious.

I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.

I steal props from SNL a great deal. Almost every sketch Im in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props.

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.

These days with the web, you can burn out a character really quick.

Me, Billy Crystal and John Goodman hang out non-stop, and all we do is silly voices. We hang out in a little closet and do voices together.

If you watched 'Lost,' sometimes the episodes were crazy good and sometimes you're like, "That one was just sorta there."

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.

I'm very wary with impressions - I don't think I'm very good at impressions, I hate doing them.

I'm very bad with music. I don't know any new music. I've listened to the same 10 or 12 albums my whole life.

Motivation enhances human worth and potential.

You think I'm stupid. Stay out of my way. You think I'm stupid.

It wasn’t until Thor that I started lifting weights. It was all pretty new to me.

I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.

Whenever I go to New York I try to soak up as much live music as I can, including as many nights at the opera as I can manage.

The problem with politics isn't the money; it's the power.

You're not going to impose the patriarchal paradigm on me.

I'm born with a pencil in my hand. I did lots of sketching.

An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.

It’s not stress that kills people, but how they react to it.