A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

I will not give or back off from my path.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

Letting go is easy. All you do is realize how crazy it is to live in the fantasy land of your mind at the expense of missing real opportunities in reality.

Remorse begets reform.

when pain is to be born, a little courage helps more than much knowledge, a little human sympathy more than much courage, and the least tincture of the love of God more than all.

The strings to our past are burned because we need a new beginning.

A lamb appears a lion, and we fear Each bush we see's a bear.

The Christian's chief occupational hazards are depression and discouragement.

I like the way my heart beats, I like the way I think; I don't need or want anything to change that.

We are violets blue, For our sweetness found Careless in the mossy shades, Looking on the ground. Love's dropp'd eyelids and a kiss,-- Such our breath and blueness is.

The great escape of our times is escape from personal responsibility for the consequences of one's own behavior.

I know that 20 years from now if anyone asks me one question, it will be, 'What was it like to be in Saving Private Ryan?