My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.

I got tons of treasure hidden behind your smile.#indrani(wifey)

If the if isn't an if, what if is an if that if has to be replaced by an if that if shall never if that the place of if.

Pardon me I've got nothing to say.

If (a particular researcher) won't stop when you ask nicely, when you picket in front of his house, or when you burn his car, maybe he'll stop when you hit him over the head with a two-by-four.

Much of anyone's game is played (or should be played) in the short six-inch course between the ears.

All science requires mathematics.

Invention is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration.

Pacifism, the preaching of peace in the abstract, is one of the means of duping the working class.

Second thoughts oftentimes are the very worst of all thoughts.