My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Quotes ain’t all that useful. Fact is, there’s more concise ways to express what you’re feelin’, like screams and moans.

Following religious principles because you fear the consequences isn't faith…. It’s superstition.

I'm a reading addict. I can't live without it, like someone who is addicted to drugs.

But shame is like a wound that is never exposed and therefore never heals.

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.

Macrame is effortless.

I shall continue to invent new anti-slavery programmes around the world.

There are a lot of people in this country who really like my writing. And a lot of writers respect me. But the so-called establishment? They hate me.

Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights.

You cannot paint the Mona Lisa by assigning one dab each to a thousand painters.