My favorite character on Friends was Joey, because we're both actors. I always thought that was so cool.

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.

I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.

The phone's not ringing off the hook, but that's ok by me. I feel very fortunate, work to me has become a kind of hobby.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

A true gentleman doesn’t prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn’t have any preferences whatsoever.

Work to me has become kind of a hobby. I was a part of something that gave me financial independence and the rent is paid. Now it's just about projects that turn me on.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

When there's writing that you really trust, it's very freeing as an artist.

If you never been rabid, you ain't never lived.

Death is a shadow that always follows the body

The test of a good critic is whether he knows when and how to believe on insufficient evidence.

After leaving law school, I intentionally said that I never wanted to hold a job more than six years.

There's been a progression in my sound.

Never allow a child to spend all of his allowance. Insist that he set aside a certain amount of money every week and put it in a safe place, where you can get it if you need to buy beer.

Because you never know where life is gonna take you, And you can't change where you've been, But today, I have the opportunity to choose.

Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.

All lyrical work must, as a whole, be perfectly intelligible, but in some particulars a little unintelligible.

A drawing a day keeps the cobwebs away.