The phone's not ringing off the hook, but that's ok by me. I feel very fortunate, work to me has become a kind of hobby.

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.

My favorite character on Friends was Joey, because we're both actors. I always thought that was so cool.

I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

A true gentleman doesn’t prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn’t have any preferences whatsoever.

Work to me has become kind of a hobby. I was a part of something that gave me financial independence and the rent is paid. Now it's just about projects that turn me on.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

When there's writing that you really trust, it's very freeing as an artist.

Forgiving and being forgiven frees our souls and lightens our load.

For that again, is what all manner of religion essentially is: childish dependency.

Those who excel in virtue have the best right of all to rebel, but then they are of all men the least inclined to do so.

The most effective missionsries always act out of love

[9/11] was not meant to be argued with. It wasn't part of any negotiation. No message was intended with it. It spoke for itself, which is unusual.

Things denied, things untold, things hidden and disguised.

The American people and American businesses are looking to the federal government to lead our nation on the path to economic recovery. It is time to stop splitting hairs. It is time to act.

Those wearing Tolerance for a label call other views intolerable.

Kisses should not leave you satisfied.

Now I am silent, hate Up to my neck, Thick, thick. I do not speak.