My attitude these days is, if you write a bad song, what are they gonna do, throw you in songwriter jail?

When the road gets dark - And you can no longer see - Just let my love throw a spark - And have a little faith in me.

Whatever your hands find to do, you must do with all your heart.

Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong.

I see you over there, just clinging to the wall. Because they told you like ivy you were bound to crawl. But you kept looking up, girl, and I know why. You knew someday you were gonna touch the sky.

Some folks they take to living fast while some prefer a slow death.

He was the kind of kid you did not want to sit by. He kept his boogers in his desk, he wore a neck tie.

It's a whole package, singer/songwriter. I like writing but I like performing just as much.

Motorboat to heaven, baby's got the key. Tell me, how am I supposed to get in close back here on these water skis?

I am the student who picks his nose, so come over here and take off your clothes.

He's on a mission of mercy to the new frontier, he's gonna check us all on out of here. Up to that mansion on a hill, where you can get your prescription filled.

You are the Perfect Young Man: honest, clean, virile.

What are the words you do not yet have? What do you need to say? What are the tyrannies you swallow day by day and attempt to make your own, until you will sicken and die of them, still in silence.

I'm fascinated by diamonds. When I put diamonds on, my hands start to shake.

What I want to know is why in the world the Democratic party leadership is supporting the president's unilateral attack on Iraq?

I love talking about myself.

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas.

Rich people think BIG. Poor people think small.

To be oneself is being neither under bond nor borrowed nor sold nor hired. To be, means to be spiritually free.

There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate.

Hit hard, hit fast and hit often