He was the kind of kid you did not want to sit by. He kept his boogers in his desk, he wore a neck tie.

When the road gets dark - And you can no longer see - Just let my love throw a spark - And have a little faith in me.

Whatever your hands find to do, you must do with all your heart.

Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong.

I see you over there, just clinging to the wall. Because they told you like ivy you were bound to crawl. But you kept looking up, girl, and I know why. You knew someday you were gonna touch the sky.

Some folks they take to living fast while some prefer a slow death.

It's a whole package, singer/songwriter. I like writing but I like performing just as much.

Motorboat to heaven, baby's got the key. Tell me, how am I supposed to get in close back here on these water skis?

I am the student who picks his nose, so come over here and take off your clothes.

My attitude these days is, if you write a bad song, what are they gonna do, throw you in songwriter jail?

He's on a mission of mercy to the new frontier, he's gonna check us all on out of here. Up to that mansion on a hill, where you can get your prescription filled.

The delights of reading impart the vivacity of youth even to old age.

Languages for me have a secret venom that every so often foams up and for which there is no antidote.

What she remembered is undoubtedly something so radically different from the image I gave to her memory that the two may be incompatible.

Yeah, Mom, I’ll just keep telling the prince that he has absolutely no shot with me and offend him as often as I can. Great plan.

Courage stands halfway between cowardice and rashness, one of which is a lack, the other an excess of courage.

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.

Usually, the best thing is when the band goes to the bar and gets the corner table, we sit there like kings, and then they bring people to us. It's just rock 'n' roll. It's stupid, really.

I am hopeful for the American people that we can actually improve the outlook for bringing down costs in health care.

My art flatters nobody by imitation, it courts nobody by smoothness, nobody by petitelieness without either fal-de-lal or fiddle-de-dee; how then can I hope to be popular?

All revolutions in history have obstacles.