My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Our work is not to become a better person, but to become present to the perfection we already are.

The world is always going to be dangerous, and people get badly banged up, but how can there be more meaning than helping one another stand up in a wind and stay warm?

True friends are families which you can select.

Tell me, is he always really rude, or does he save that for mundanes?

I became a journalist because one didn't have to specialise.

What is wrong with Christianity is that it refrains from doing all those things that Christ commanded should be done.

Use what is dominant in a culture to change it quickly.

Faith supplies staying power. Anyone can keep going when the going is good, but some extra ingredient is needed to keep you fighting when it seems that everything is against you

Don't you ever grow up, it could stay this simple.

Suffering reveals to us the two things that ultimately matter: that we are weak but He is strong.