Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year.

Life is not about having perfect days. Life is not about handling days perfectly. Life is about perfecting one’s character through the having and handling of every given day.

I am but the reflection in your eyes, the effect of your expressions, and the sum of your praise and criticism.

Of course I am grateful, and I'm sure you are, as you put it, a special vintage," Bill said politely, "But I have my own wine cellar.

I will vote adamantly against the interests of my district if I actually think what I am doing is going to be helpful.

I’d rather interview 50 people and not hire anyone than hire the wrong person.

The computer industry is creatively bankrupt.

Eloquence is the power to translate a truth into language perfectly intelligible to the person to whom you speak.

It was too important a matter, this talking to people, and listening to them, to do it lightly or often.

Jesus and Lincoln, Moses and Jefferson can seem so long gone, so unbelievable, so dead.

Then shut up or grab a sword and come help. (Takeshi) Is that a challenge? (Savitar) It would be if I didn’t know for a fact that you’re too lazy to rise to one. (Takeshi)