Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

And if we do not stand now, then when will a stand be taken against evil?

Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him?~ Susan

The keys of happiness and success lie beyond your fear fences. Jump over the fences NOW

You make me believe that things I’d given up on a possible.

He says a thousand pleasant things - But never says "Adieu"

Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood.

When you’re at the beginning, don’t obsess about the middle, because the middle is going to look different once you get there.

I mean, all the ratings wars are silly. But, I mean, someone has to be concerned about the ratings because it means, you know, it translates into revenue.

There are just things you can explore in a movie that you can't in 22 minutes with a laugh track.

It is always hard for poets to believe that one says their poems are bad not because one is a fiend but because their poems are bad.