Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

If a person cannot deal properly with what he has been given, God will never multiply what he has

Here, I choose to love what I have. Here, I choose to love what I am now

I don't anxiously take in what people say about other people and judge them solely on that basis. I measure a person by how they treat me and what I see in their character.

Ah! yes, I know: those who see me rarely trust my word: I must look too intelligent to keep it.

My god is narrative filmmaking.

From dust thou art to dust returneth, was not spoken of the soul.

The book belongs to the author.

Memphis was almost like going to California. Beale Street was the black man's street.

I used to be afraid of things like strokes, but I've now discovered that the fear of the stroke is worse than the stroke itself.

It cannot be too often repeated, that truth scorns the assistance of miracle.