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Lewis Grizzard Quotes: Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
         

Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.


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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.



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