Midlife is the time to let go of an overdominant ego and to contemplate the deeper significance of human existence.

Thinking is difficult, that’s why most people judge.

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research.

To be normal is the ultimate aim of the unsuccessful.

Do not compare, do not measure. No other way is like yours. All other ways deceive and tempt you. You must fulfill the way that is in you.

The world will ask you who you are, and if you don't know, the world will tell you.

The difference between a good life and a bad life is how well you walk through the fire

If our religion is based on salvation, our chief emotions will be fear and trembling. If our religion is based on wonder, our chief emotion will be gratitude.

We are not what happened to us, we are what we wish to become.

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.

Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.

Sometimes you can cattle rope your heart and sometimes you can't, is all.

I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning.

We should say nothing that we would not wish to say in His Presence. We should do nothing that we would not do in His Presence.

Dream a better dream, an unselfish dream, a dream to make the world a better place, then work to make that dream a reality

I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.

He who is too much afraid of being duped has lost the power of being magnanimous.

I like to have powerful enemies. Makes me feel important.

Justin Bieber is like the white Tupac. Compared to a lot of people.

Tone has the living soul.