Middle age is when you find out where the action is so you can go someplace else.

For all-around, everyday, all-season wear, farmers can't be beat. They are inclined to chafe under the burden of leisure (a minor vexation on the farm), but they thrive on neglect and adversity.

Middle age is when you get in the car and immediately change the radio station.

I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.

There is no answer for life, creation, or mankind. We make the answer.

The car, the furniture, the wife, the children - everything has to be disposable. Because you see the main thing today is - shopping.

I don't collaborate. You're born alone, you die alone, you get on stage alone.

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

Expect neither reward nor beatitude. Return noble waves for ignoble.

It's been said that commitment is another name for success.

We can learn to move into the unknown with the confidence that we have a guiding force within us that is showing us the way.

Dare and the world always yields; or if it beats you sometimes, dare it again and it will succumb.