Men never sound more stupid than when they're telling you they're a very complex personality.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Sometimes singed wings will fly with greater purpose.

It was what we Japanese called the onion life, peeling away a layer at a time and crying all the while.

Repression is an evolutionary adaptation permitting us to function under the burden of our expanded consciousness. For what we are conscious of could drive us mad.

I don't touch electric guitars. It's just not my thing - I stick with acoustic guitars only.

But Barack Obama is not a person who would defend the rights and heritage of the European-American people.

You can be anything you want to be, just turn yourself into anything you think that you could ever be.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

I find that we must be careful not to judge or weigh in on anything other than ourselves. I am living and learning this still!

It is always easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Sorry, but the whole walking corpse epiphany kind of threw me off my game.