Maybe I should quit the business. There's no one left for me to love. Mama's dead. Mr. Burns couldn't care less about me. What's left?

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.

I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

People say keep your emotions outside, how the hell is that possible!!!!

You don't have to know how you are going to accomplish your goals, you just have to know that you will.

Silence is fine if I am on my own but it's not overly sociable if my husband is around!

That our world is so massive that it is completely out of our control, that we cannot possibly be as large as we feel.

As mayor, I got used to the fact that when you walked out of the house in the morning to pick up the newspaper in your boxers, there could be a camera there.

If anyone asks you what kind of music you play, tell him 'pop.' Don't tell him 'rock 'n' roll' or they won't even let you in the hotel.

I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT

Freedom of speech is of no use to a man who has nothing to say and freedom of worship is of no use to a man who has lost his God.

When you produce and direct your own film you havethe somewhat consoling feeling that the producer will kill for you.

Nothing is inevitable if we are willing to contemplate what is happening.