May you look back on the past with as much pleasure as you look forward to the future.

The human hand is made complete by the addition of a baseball.

The odds are six to five that the light in the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.

Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

Abrams's Advice: When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.

A businessman needs three umbrellas - one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.

No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.

Abbott's Admonitions: (1) If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know. (2) If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

A system tends to grow in complexity instead of simplicity, until the resulting unreliability becomes intolerable.

In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.

Training of parts leads to training of the whole.

Take a closer look at the word "Change". You never "Changed", instead, you were 'Manipulated' by illusion.

When you learn to see the beauty in emptiness, your life will become more abundant.

I consider myself very lucky indeed to have had the career I have. I listen to the radio now and you can't tell artists apart.

I don't need much more money, and I thought that when I retired that nobody would want to talk to me anymore. Then I did, and people still want to talk to me.

When a marriage ends, who is left to understand it?

I'm always working on lots of songs at once. For me it's very emotionally driven.

You don't understand. You're not a wave. You're part of the ocean.

It is good to say it aloud: 'Nothing has happened.' Once again: 'Nothing has happened.' Does that help?"

Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.