Mauricio Pellegrino has the pace of a tricycle with a flat tyre ridden by Luciano Pavarotti, and the turning speed of an oil tanker with its anchor set.

Is it unprecedented for two goalkeepers employed in a match comprising seven goals to be the fixture's most competent protagonists?

A distinctly ordinary player of extraordinary dirtiness.

Titus Bramble: The only explanation for his existence in the Premiership is that he is already here.

Arsenal's never-improving injury list increasingly attracts curiosity rather than sympathy.

Great faith overcomes laws of nature that govern physical world.

Excellence has a loud mouth

I spent a lot of time behind the Iron Curtain, and their cars were abysmal.

It took three years to put Shakespeare's words together, there were a lot of words to be studied and a lot of words to be sorted out, and it proved to be a major project.

I'm so secretive that when someone asks me, Hey, can you keep a secret? I say That's none of your business.

A man's got to keep company a long time, and come early and stay late and sit close, before he can get a girl or a job worth having.

Let's defend overtime and go after wage theft.

This above all: be true, be true, be true.

Take your love and your pleasure as you find it. Do not worry so much of the future that you let today pass you by. you are happy. need you know more than that?

You know it's funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can't feed the poor.