Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

For he says, "In the time of my favor I heard you, and in the day of salvation I helped you." I tell you, now is the time of God's favor, now is the day of salvation. 2 Corinthians 6:2

To obtain greatness and strength, a man must have a good character. He is honorable and respected by others. We define him as intelligent, and as one who God has blessed with wisdom

Am I then more of an American than those who drew their first breath on American Ground?

And the founder of Christianity made no secret indeed of his estimation of the Jewish people. When He found it necessary, He drove those enemies of the human race out of the Temple of God.

We loved one another, man. I mean all those stories about the rift ... there was no question of a rift between Charlie Parker and me.

Existence is the awareness of awareness.

People sometimes ask if I want to be a solo artist, but it just wouldn't be any fun being on your own.

To let oneself be carried on passively is unthinkable.

I don't think there's anything to be admired in lying, cheating or philandering. But there might be something to be admired in not burning people at the stake because they have those weaknesses.

constituted a critical lapse in judgement and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely responsable