Many people have the reasoning facility, but no one uses it in religious matters.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Let me live in my house by the side of the road And be a friend to man.

When you connect with people, they want to help you.

I know people I feel are extremely talented, but I don’t know that I’ve ever heard any geniuses.

To be economical agriculture must be ecological.

My dads my best mate, and he always will be.

If that's all he can get, and he takes it, I should say it's enough.

Now I'm a pretty lazy person and am prepared to work quite hard in order to avoid work.

There's nothing - there's nothing - as action-packed as 'Hawaii Five-O.'

Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.

Becoming fully rational is not enough anymore; evidently it can lead to distortions of all the great human possibilities.