Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Respect was one thing. Survival was another. It was important that I kept my priorities in the right order.

Whenever I'd go to restaurants, the main chef came out and was cooking for me, and he's asking me how the food is. I get, like, VIP service, so it's weird.

I'm a very visual person, and I love opening beautiful books on art or design and looking through them.

It is a very difficult job, being the servant of two masters.

Know your capacities and continually improve upon them.

The moralist must praise heroism and condemn cruelty; but the moralist does not explain events.

People always remember the second half.

The tradition of the camp fire faces that of the pyramid.

Those whose upper and lower ranks have the same desire are victorious.

Pride, avarice, and envy are in every home.